Let me just state for the record that I am not easily impressed. No, it takes a lot to make me say “Wow”. Take, for instance, the cordless benchtop tools system we just reviewed. That was a rare “Wow”. But I got that one topped. This tool will make that look like a stroll on the beach. What I have is something that every true tool man needs in his special man-room. No, not the man-cave, or home theater. I’m talking about the throne room. The reading room. The Murphy closet. The second office. Captain Commode. Let me introduce…the carbon fiber toilet seat.
You Need a Carbon Fiber Toilet Seat (Not Really)
You need this carbon fiber toilet seat. Not because of necessity, but because it’s awesome. It’s like nothing else and it will make you feel like a real man. At least, that’s what the folks at Carbon Fiber Gear would have you believe.
Imagine it…a carbon fiber toilet seat.
Fast, Light, and Vibration-free
In fact, it’s the world’s lightest and fastest toilet seat. I mean, why should carbon fiber only be used in Formula 1 and aviation? With the carbon fiber toilet seat you can… well, you can do whatever the heck you want, because you have a freakin’ carbon fiber toilet seat. The elaborate manual laminating techniques are all very complex and each seat is therefore hand-made.
A core is first made of high-resistance (rigid) foam and is then shrouded with real carbon fiber. This sandwich-technique yields a state-of-the-art lightweight construction, and is the reason for the seat’s amazing weight – just 1.230 grams!! The nature of the construction makes this seat completely free of, um… vibration, if you know what we mean.
You gotta imagine, using this high-tech commode is an experience you certainly won’t forget. All it lacks is a steering wheel.
Toilet Seat Specifications
- Made of 100% real 2×2 twill carbon fiber
- Fits on standard toilets
- Mounting material included
- Length: 16.5″ (42 cm)
- Width: 14.17″ (36 cm)
- Weight: 1.23 g / .043 oz
Oh, the price? A mere $480. Nothing the most enthusiastic toilet goer can’t handle. I mean, if you add up all the time you spend on the toilet, it’s almost a year of your life. Splurge a little.
