Some people worry about the stock market, others their childrens’ education. But a team of architects in Warsaw Poland decided to build a zombie-proof safe house (OK, they didn’t call it that) that would provide a beautiful place to live…and also withstand a zombie apocalypse. The “Safe House” is as secure as you can get above-ground. With a single control, the entire structure can close itself up into a concrete cube that is virtually impregnable. And when we say impregnable, we mean it. Concrete slabs slide and fold over, and down, to completely seal in the structure from anything barring a nuclear explosion. Those unwanted summer guests, not to mention Jehovah’s Witnesses, should be no match for this.
Convertible Zombie-Proof Safe House
Check out the zombie-proof safe house in its “sealed” state:
When shut up, the entire building is incredibly secure. In fact, a second-story “draw bridge” is the only way in or out of the structure – and even it rises out of the way behind a concrete wall. Not secure enough? Well, the architects didn’t think so either, and surrounded the entire property with a concrete wall. If Hugh Hefner were still alive, he would almost undoubtedly have had one of these built.
We kept expecting to see a moat, but I suppose that’s an built-to-order option that can be added later… along with the defensive turrets and barbed wire fencing. Think this is a bit overkill? Laugh all you want, we’ll be laughing our heads off while the rest of you are being eaten by hordes of zombies in the coming apocalypse!
I wonder.. does it use a lot of green technology? IU mean, if you’re going to go all-out you might as well add some geo-thermal heating, a green roof, and lots of solar panels that can’t be reached from below.
